This is truly my last day at the club.
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The former host had some amazing stories. His numbers of sexual partners is purportedly four digits…
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Another story he related to us was the time he nailed one AV actress nicknamed Strawberry Milk

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At one customer’s table, the guys took turns telling how many partners they’ve been with. Salaryman took home the STD award when he announced he was well over 80 girls.

2/28 – Sunday night
Today being my last day as a regular host, I asked Hair to give me his version of a setto, so he fixed up my hair.   He commented on how my hair was “short” by Japanese standards, and he even recommended I pluck my eyebrows.  That’s my cue to leave.  The resulting [...]

2/27/10 – Saturday night
I started off the night by sitting at Princess’ table, where she asked me if I was really quitting, with what appeared to be a sad look on her face.  She and other customers always ask me first, “Is the job tough? （しんどい？）” , but I always tell them it’s the money.  [...]

2/26/2010 – Friday night
Tonight was Pudgy’s birthday event, and also the first time I saw him wobbly and drunk.  However, the main character tonight was not Pudgy, but our beloved Stimpy.
Thanks to Cloud, of course, Stimpy got incredibly drunk.  After briefly throwing up in the toilet, he started wailing and dry-heaving obnoxiously loud.  Upon hearing [...]

2/25/10 – Thursday night
At the CEO’s table, his regular and her friend had a very interesting announcement for Cloud and me.  The friend informed us of an event she recently learned about.  An orgy (乱交）would be held the next day for the low, low price of 18000 yen ($180).  A 6 on 6, guys and [...]

2/24/10 – Wednesday night
At Helmet’s table with his regular, the sex worker mother of two kids and a victim of domestic violence, I had over 30 shots of Jinro in one night.  The first 15 shots happened early on in the night, mainly because I suck at Japanese drinking games.  We played a game that [...]

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2/22/2010 – Monday night

Tonight was Hair’s birthday.
I allowed Cloud, Good, and Stimpy to draw on my face to write Happy Birthday for him.  They went a bit overboard though, but I figured they’d write something humorous, similar to how Japanese comedians sometimes write messages on their face as part of their routine.  In the end, [...]